Cookie Clicker Explained
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This is a video about clicking cookies.
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Special thanks to Patrons Cameron Weiss, Michael Appell, Ryan Steele, Eric Louis-Dreyfus, Triangle Wine Company, Harry, Shane Veglia, Nikos Moraitakis, Zach Gordon, Steven Placencia, Joel Soucy, Ali Almuhanna, Trace Mychal, Ria McDoodle, Tim Cunniff, Livesundersink, Joshua, Travlis Hallingquest.
0:00 Cookie Clicker
3:41 Cookie strategy
6:46 Cookie apocalypse
10.05.2022
The end of the video where the screen goes black really got me thinking, 'Why am I playing this game? Do I have a life? A family?'
Rosa Luxemburg likes this video…
I think he likes cookies
"The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your cookies control your mind
Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed
The fires of greed will burn the weak
So we'll make freedom obsolete
Making whole the fabric of society
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see
MIND CONTROL
Let your cookies control your soul
Let your cookies control your soul
Let your cookies control your soul
Let your cookies control your soul"
I really hate the mobile game isn't this complex.
Lmfaoooo WTF
嗨妈妈
这就是我要对我妈妈做的。
Doesn’t cookies mean something
noice
noice
The cce
Me waiting for game theory to make a episode about cookie clicker
Replace the word "cookies" with the word "money" and you've got our harsh reality!
I-the-hm-er-why-huh-yes-I-
What?
cookie clicker lore
Anyone who counts how many times did Alt Shift X says cookie is legend
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Start: me happy me want make cookie
End: Turns grandmas into fleshy monstrosities, rips time and space to harness cookies, breaks the forth wall.
says the deepest shit
“THANKS for watching this VIDEO about COOKIE CLICKER!!1!”
I feel terrified
how many times has he said cookie?
Take a shot every time he says "Cookie"
wow I cant believe I was compared to a green piece of paper lol
thanks for inspiring my endless capitalism even further
Jerry Stop Clicking Cookies Please You Haven't Drinked Or Ate For 10 days
Why is it annoying me so much he isn’t spending stuff like his sugar lumps he doesn’t get the upgrades 😭
He missed a golden cookie at the beginning 😭
I feel like someday it will be like that with money
Cookie clicker lore :
atuo cliker
Hands down this is the best clicker there is
Look, when you put it like that-
It is interesting video
Someone needs to count how many times he said cookie in this video.
How did we go from hiring a grandma to bake cookies for you to risking the lives of the elderly for profit and causing eldritch gods to appear simply to taste your cookies
I FOUND A SECRET,NAME YOUR BAKERY SSSSAYSOPENSESAME
Meaning of this: C O O K I E
want dev tools put this "crispy saysopensesame" no cap
this is no longer a game it never was this is our realty a system only concerned with its grow and how much it grows to the point of braking under it self crushing millions in it obsessiveness with its self
Alternative method of getting cookies.
Game.cookies= infinity;
This video is making me Hungry.
TOO much cookie
I just think the game of clicking a cookie and making more
It's just has been 1:37 in and the video already said "thousands of people in the cookie temple praying at the baker in the sky" 😂😂
Sometimes I love to go to this vid and just see morons on the comments section took it seriously
Haha my most important achievement in cookie clicker
https://youtu.be/Yeq_rq2jh8w
fishsaysopensesame
The only other thing than humans I've seen grow simply for growth sake is cancer.
-Walt Whitman
so cookie clicker is communism…
I did not come here expecting a scathing critique of late-stage capitalism, but I am not disappointed.